Bernie Be Slang
Ernie: He's cutting trees to make a dam!
Bernie: Oh right, beavers live in dams and like to swim!
Singing Beaver: I don't like to swim.
Bernie: Why are you cutting the trees then? What's your deal, singing beaver?!
You know… When you can feel them walking beside you, And when you’re dancing with them in your arms, Even when they aren’t really around. When every little thing reminds you of a memory. When you care more of their dreams than your pain. And so you wait for the words you want to hear. That’s when you know. You have already fallen.
I'm Not 10 Anymore
Me: Mama, can I go to Toronto today?
Mama: Bakit? (Why?)
Me: I want to get a haircut. Then I'll go to church for Prayer and Praise Night, para may ride ako pauwi. (So I have a ride home.)
Mama: Sino kasama mo? (Who'll be with you?)
Me: Wala po, ako lang magisa. (No one, I'll be alone.)
Mama: ... Di ba mahirap un? (Won't that be hard?)
Me: ... What? Why?
Mama: Sa iba'ng araw na lang, para may kasama ka. (Go on a different day so you'll have company.)
Me: ... Fine. *Sigh*
When I'm shuffling
tumblr-funniest: Expectation Reality Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts To my sister, This is what I was talking about last night XD
LIKE A BOSS
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Creatives VS Artists
Here’s an eye-opening read for you guys. beejnotpeach: A lot of people might not agree with this but I’m gonna spill it out. I recently learned that Creatives and Artists are two different things. Many people think they’re not creative. Generally, people think that creatives are the ones who designs stuff, create films, writes, plays music, draws, etc. A lot of people have equated being...
adrawingforgemma: Made this for fun! Think of it as a love letter to all y’all, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the show! Why dream a little? Let’s LIVE a dream.